LOL, Take That Halo Hardcore Gamers

There is an article over at Gizmodo I thought was funny and seems to have a grain of truth titled, "Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator".

After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Now I understand why I lose so quickly to some of these guys. Bad news for the South Koreans also? I know, I know, South Korean gamers.

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I'm on vacation today, and frankly I would have thought my other post on fractional reserve banking would have made the front page before this one. Seeing as how it is more in tune with the theme of the blog.


My guess? Brevity is the soul of wit.

Premature Ej

My washing machine sides with the gene findings on this one.