I get paid to interpret signs sometimes

Late last year when the weather started getting cold (and people started getting sick) a sign went up in the mens' room at my office:

Always wash hands with soap and warm running water before returning to work.

My first thought was "Do we really need a sign to tell us this?" My second thought was "When they run out of soap, do I get to go home?" Well, the soap is running low now. Half days all around!

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