I say he gets an Oscar next

Or maybe a Grammy.

My interpretation:

"We despised the prior president so much that we'll give his replacement our award."

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That's as good a reason as

That's as good a reason as any, no? To repudiate mindless war-mongering?

Cy Young Award. Who can

Cy Young Award. Who can forget?

It's just his first Nobel,

It's just his first Nobel, no doubt he'll eventually get all of them:

Medicine, for curing scrofula with his touch.

Physics, for walking on water.

Chemistry, for turning water into wine.

And of course literature, after he writes his third autobiography.

Grammies

BTW, it turns out Obama has not one but two grammies for spoken word albums. Seriously.

Well, it may not be serious, but it's true.