The World Goes To Pot

In science news:

In laboratory tests, cannabinoids, the active components in marijuana, were found to slow the spread of lung and cervical cancer tumors, according to researchers Robert Ramer and Burkhard Hinz of the University of Rostock in Germany.

Of course, even if marijuana didn't have positive health effects, autonomous adults should still have the right to smoke, snort, inject, or otherwise ingest whatever substances they choose.

And while we're on the subject of cannibis, I really need to sample some of the stuff the guy in this video has been smoking:

I've always wanted an Australian accent. Is that one of the listed side-effects?

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Sounds more like a British

Sounds more like a British accent. Will you settle for that?

British accent is dead sexy

British accent is dead sexy too, but Australian is sexier.

I think it sounds more New

I think it sounds more New Zealandish.

Nah

I've seen all episodes of Flight of the Chonchords, so I think I can safely say I'm an expert on the New Zealand accent. This isn't it.

As a New Zealander, I think

As a New Zealander, I think I can even more safely say that it's not. It's definitely British.

And here's what a stoned

And here's what a stoned Australian sounds like, at least a stoned Australian dog.

Med, schmeds

Our owners don't want us to grow stuff in our living rooms that can make us happy.

You're all wrong

Jamaican. No doubt about it.

But no, I can't place the accent....