God Bless America

From Yahoo's front page early this morning:

I don't know what metal detectors coming in at number ten says about us. More thrift perhaps? In addition to online coupon codes at number six, people are going old school in these tough economic times and searching for change and jewelry at the beach?

Comforting, that at the end of the day, we're going to have meat stuffed with meat stuffed with meat on the table.