Magic Marker Stimulus

I've got it! There's a simple solution to this financial crisis we've found ourselves in - and it's easy to implement. I call it the Magic Marker Stimulus program, and it works like this:

1) open your wallet
2) choose a magic marker
3) add a zero to each bill ($1 becomes $10, $5 becomes $50)
4) go shopping with your newly-found wealth

It's so simple, it can't fail! I wonder why no one's thought of this before? It's even better than my other idea - where you only double the number on each bill.

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Go to bed Bernanke! I know

Go to bed Bernanke!

I know this is one of your sock puppet accounts. Silly statist.