False Alarm

Ninja in NJ:

It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

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At some point ninjas became funny. I see or hear the word "ninja" and I smile because I'm expecting something funny.