Judge Kozinski Not Just a Tireless Defender of the First Amendment

He's also a user.

One of the highest-ranking federal judges in the United States, who is currently presiding over an obscenity trial in Los Angeles, has maintained his own publicly accessible website featuring sexually explicit photos and videos.

Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, acknowledged in an interview with The Times that he had posted the materials, which included a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. Some of the material was inappropriate, he conceded, although he defended other sexually explicit content as "funny."

I see absolutely nothing problematic about this. Now I don't know much about law, but nothing described in Kozinski's collection seems particularly obscene. Not to my taste, but nothing's more kaleidoscopic than our sexual fantasies, so I don't judge. But Kozinski's offered to recuse himself, at the least, which seems fair enough. I don't know how effective it is--everyone watches porn, or wishes they were--you're wishing you were right now. Kozinski's just the guy who got caught.

I see no hypocrisy here, given that the good judge is noted for his social liberalism. This isn't someone known for his tough stance on prostitution being caught with a callgirl.

Nor do I see anything shameful in his having prurient interests. To be sure, many conservatives aren't going to be his biggest fans after this--but that's a problem with conservatism.

While this is all to be taken with much salt, as I'm no expert on Kozinski, nor the First Amendment. Still, how can you not be charmed by such rare honesty?

"Is it prurient? I don't know what to tell you," [Kozinski] said. "I think it's odd and interesting. It's part of life."

The LA Times story is here.

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That is obscene

You and Kozinski make me sick. He posts a bunch of pictures and then you go on about it, and when I investigate I find that the site is blocked. Damn you both to hell.

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Kozinski is a hypocrite, but

Kozinski is a hypocrite, but for another reason:

On the other hand, the one problem we do have with the Kozinski is his court’s decision that the simple act of making copyright files available for downloading constitutes copyright infringement. He should now realize how easy it is for files to be placed in directories that unintentionally have the effect of making them “available for download” and that such availability alone should no more amount to infringement than his (or his son’s) file management discipline should amount to distributing pornography.

Edit: No discussion of Kozinski's sexual hijinks is complete without this:


Naked Women Painted Like Cows

"you're wishing you were right now."

Yes, and despite my best efforts to use google images to search for "naked women on all fours painted to look like cows ".

Hell, alta-vista with adult filtering off and I still can't get my pictures of naked women painted to look like cows. All I've been getting is artsy fartsy painted paper-mache cows, and this cruelly titled flickr post.

Bodypainting

Here are a couple of links with nude bodypainting. I found these through Digg or Reddit or some such site a while ago.

Zodiac

Extremely nsfw painted-on clothing.

Oh, and if you want the exact image in question, google bodypaint cow. Here's an example. I don't know that this is the one, but I'm guessing it is.

No cows? Wait a sec, cow girls.

Wow, that is so wrong. I was disappointed at first because, no cows, and I had a handy supply of Dr. Hess Utter Oinment available. But you pulled through at the end there with that last link.

Luckily, I took off today so the NSFW did not apply. Unluckily, now that Judge Kozinski is off the case I will be spending hard time in the slammer for viewing the links.

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