Thursday Song Lyric

Kudos to WendyMcElroy.com for this little ditty:

CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian
(to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
Even though the readership
was borderline Hitlerian
Digging up this ancient dirt
is simply quite barbarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
From eighty-nine to ninety-five
some joking words were said
But now you've brought it back alive
and call for Ron Paul's head
It's out of context, ancient news,
We've answered this before
We don't recall who wrote those views
How can you ask for more?

CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
Even though the readership
was borderline Hitlerian
Digging up this ancient dirt
is simply quite barbarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
"Ron Paul is not a racist" says
a black guy in our band;
The other candidates are worse,
together we should stand;
If you believe in freedom you
should put your doubts aside,
For freedom to the Paul campaign
means "give him a free ride"!

You CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!

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Isn't this boorish...

...in it's intent to gleefully offend?

I could say something here

I could say something here about toleration of all things except the intolerant, but I won't.

"toleration of all things

"toleration of all things except the intolerant."

If the totalitarian humanist dystopia ever arrives, blimps and banners will fill the sky that read precisely the above.

All animals are created

All animals are created tolerant, but some animals are created more tolerant than others.