Voting for something like this couldn't hurt

If you're like me, and I know I am, the Guns and Dope Party sounds like a party I'd like to be at.  In a post denying himself his own endorsement for Vice President on the G and D ticket, Kn@ppster shares a gem I had not read before, Guns and Dope Party Position Paper #23:

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

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