Confirming what we all knew already

...Nurse Bloomberg reveals he's not a Republican. Well I think he was saying "no longer" a Republican but really, who's kidding whom here. Thats like Elton John saying he's "no longer" straight.

In other shocking news:

- Man lands on moon. 

- Water is wet.

- Fire is hot.

- The Sun is bright.

- Brooks traded to the Saints.

- Germans bomb Pearl Harbor.

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