Traveler's warning for San Francisco

Warning for all blog readers and decent, state-fearing folk- a radical band of east coast provacateurs has been reported operating in the San Francisco / Bay Area. The latest report on the ground is that this radical cell will be meeting somewhere downtown on Saturday, September 16. Honest citizens should beware that this group is armed with philosophy, economics, and copious amounts of alcohol. To aid in recognition, here are the latest known pictures of these dastardly villains:

Jonathan Wilde



Reclusive leader, rhetorical swordsman


Brian W. Doss


Mad scientist, evil hand issues


Dave Masten


Hermit from the (Mojave) Desert


Trent "Moff" McBride


Developer, Alan Parsons Project 'super laser'


Sean Lynch


Technical expert, intermittent explosive blogging


Patri Friedman


Googleplex mole/infiltrator


Dr. Nick Weininger


Lefty blog comment infiltrator


Scott Scheule


Master of disguise, plastic surgery/enhancement


Matt McIntosh


Wizard, Canadian


and the most dangerous:


Brandon Berg


Master of Fugue



(but seriously folks, if you're in the SF downtown area, drop us a line in the comments if you wish to join the conspiracy. :) )

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