The American Way

Scamming terrorists out of some free shit: I absolutely love it. There is indeed some characteristically American beauty there, and it has me in an entrepreneurial mood. It makes me want to go out and find an al Qaeda operative and convince him that I really want to do some damage to America, but that I need a new sofa, i-pod, and patio set to do it.*

*I do need a new sofa, i-pod, and patio set, so I've helpfully provided links to places where such things can be purchased. It's like they always say: Brooke's Birthday comes but once a year...

--Brooke Oberwetter

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