Best Lines I\'ve Read Since Wednesday

Today, from Bloomberg via Google News:

Lawyers on both sides raised no objections to continued deliberations. After the jurors left the courtroom, Moussaoui shouted, "Moussaoui aggravating curse on America!'' Yesterday, after the judge announced that deliberations would be canceled for the day because one juror was ill, Moussaoui said, "Moussaoui biological warfare!''

For someone who's devoted his life to killing us all, he's kind of cute.

Yesterday, in the New York Times, via Marginal Revolution:

A Chinese tourist posed at Karl Marx's birthplace, a house in Trier. As China departs sufficiently from the economic constraints of Marxism to enable many of its people to visit Europe, the house has become a major attraction.

Wednesday, in a comment at MR:

Regarding [adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie messages]: during the height of the internet boom, I found that adding "on the internet" to a fortune cookie was likely to yield amusement, if not a VC-fundable business plan.

Blogging's a lot easier when you don't have to write your own material.

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