Canada Begs Bush: No War with Aliens

President Bush has commented recently on illegal aliens. But someone in Canada has a different idea when it comes to aliens. From last week, Canadian politican and groups concerned about American interstellar imperialism:

(Former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister) Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning."

Today, Iraq. Tomorrow, Io!


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From the article: By

From the article:

By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

LMAO, that's a great tagline for a TV show. But it gets better:

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Hopefully Mr. Hellyer will rest easier at night now! If he wants to get the attention of the aliens to tell them we don't mean any real harm, he should go stand on a hill and shout real loud so they can hear him too. :end:

I think Stargate SG-1 is

I think Stargate SG-1 is filmed in Canada. Maybe Hellyer can be brought on for a cameo, maybe as himself. In the context of the show, his ideas can be vindicated.

It seems to me that an alien

It seems to me that an alien race that would launch a massive attack on earth 'without us ever having any warning' would not exactly be best described as 'ethical'.

It seems to me that an alien

It seems to me that an alien race that would launch a massive attack on earth ‘without us ever having any warning’ would not exactly be best described as ‘ethical’.

Ah, good point. No doubt these 'ethical' aliens have a message board on their spaceship's network with such topics as "Should human beings have rights?" and "Martians for the Ethical Treatment of Humans are hypocrites??"

I seriously thought that

I seriously thought that "intersellar imperialism" link would take me to The Onion or a similar type website.....

...The Onion... This would

...The Onion...

This would have been great material for The Onion, if only they had thought of it first. However, Hellyer is by no means the only politician whose speech is good for a laugh and not much else.

Heh! Actually, the

Heh! Actually, the description of the alien as an "insurgent" is wrong.

The "insurgents" would, in fact, be all of those good souls who fought the good fight and supported RKBA and can still lay their hands on some ammo...

So a picture of Davy Crockett might have been more a propos.

So what does this idiot

So what does this idiot want? That the US and the earth is unprepared if we are attacked by aliens? Man this guy is planning to surrender to aliens even before they have attacked us.:wall: