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The Washington Times reports that:

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said yesterday that Republicans have done so well in cutting spending that he declared an "ongoing victory," and said there is simply no fat left to cut in the federal budget.

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Truly, the era of "the era

Truly, the era of "the era of big government is over" is over.

But... he just... how can...

But... he just... how can... it... *[head explodes]*

Either that man carries his balls around in a wheelbarrow or he really is that utterly disconnected from reality. Probably the latter.

Taken out of context, it

Taken out of context, it sounds ridiculous, but in reality, it was a challenge. All those Democrat Congressmen who've been lining up at the trough must either concede that the Republicans are doing things right, or give up the pork. It's actually ingenious, because they're damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

"Turns out the pork was

"Turns out the pork was mostly lean meat," the conductor was overheard saying as the gravy train pulled out of the station.

Mission Accomplished Apropos

Mission Accomplished
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