Ye Olde Cryme Beat

In the faire land of Michigan:

ROYAL OAK, Mich. -- Officers used a stun gun to take a Royal Oak man into custody after he attempted to fight them off with medieval weaponry, according to police.

Before ye know it, the Sword-Chain-Gauntlet Control peple will becuman upset.

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"I curse ye, Faraday! A pox

"I curse ye, Faraday! A pox upon yer house!"