MC Dubya-B breaks it down for free

Julian Sanchez, possessed by what can only be described as genius, channels the darker rap persona of George W. Bush, freestylin' on John F'n'Kerry. An excerpt:

John Kerry aint a mother-fuckin MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me,
I do swagger, I smirk like a chimp,
The New York Times used to call my dad a wimp,
I scope the marchers with my Fuji blimp,
I do got a Veep candidate named Dick,
Who calls his Halliburton peeps with contracts to pimp,
I know I sound in conversations
Like I'm still hitting the libations
I don't speak French—or even English—like a smartie,
But I'm still standin' here screamin' "FUCK THE DONKEY PARTY!"
And never try and judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck I've been through.

Word, dawg.

No word yet about a reply from the Kerry campaign.

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George Bush!

They say he's a worthless piece of--
Shut yo' mouth!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Bush--
Then we can dig it!

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