Report: Scientists Still Seeking Cure for Obesity

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The Onion takes on the Choice Police.

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There are thousands of

There are thousands of websites where you can read about calorie-controlled diets. There are thousands of doctors and nutritionists and dieticians who will advise you to reduce calories or fat or carbohydrates or take exercise in order to reduce weight. There are many diets you can try and probably have tried, and yet you are heavier now than before you started dieting.

Your problem may be sensitivity to salt. Salt can cause obesity and health problems in vulnerable people.

In recent years people have been eating more convenience foods and these are high in salt. Excess salt intake can cause water retention and that means excess weight because water is heavy. By eating less salt(sodium) you can lose some of this excess water and so lose weight.

Over 90% of people who lose weight by following a 'slimming' diet regain all the weight they have lost - and more! - Yet EVERYONE who reduces their salt intake loses weight.

Forget about counting calories!

So that's NO DIETING! - NO HUNGER! - NO EXERCISE! - NO COST! - NO DRUGS! - NO ADVERSE SIDE-EFFECTS!

So - NO EXCUSES! -

Lose weight by eating less salt! - Go on! - TRY IT!

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