I?m declaring ?pants? a religious symbol. Take ?em off, Frenchies!

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Surely you meant to say

Surely you meant to say "bras", not "pants"?

Yes, if we're talking about

Yes, if we're talking about Sabine.

I probably should have said:

I probably should have said: "female underarm hair."

Ok, that was just uncalled for.

Well how about circumsicion,

Well how about circumsicion, or should that be uncircumsicion, well, hell, at least tight pants and swim suits then ...

female underarm hair? good

female underarm hair? good idea, since they're banning beards also! As I heard on the radio earlier this year: "no one at the beach wants to see the hair on your back. that goes for you too, guys"