All I want for Christmas is...

...Mariah Carey.

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Well, I'll never again feel

Well, I'll never again feel bad about putting up a trivial post...

Um, I'd rather have someone

Um, I'd rather have someone with a little less...issues.

..styles vary, and carry

..styles vary, and carry like Mariah.

Is that even her? The picture's been airbushed out, badly. I see. This is the '94 version of Mariah. This quote from an Amazon reviewer--I have a sneaking suspicion it may be Mariah herself--is incredible:

"This is the BEST Christmas ablum EVER! Mariah mixes her takes on traditional songs and new (and great) songs that she wrote. It has fun songs that you can even dance around to, and more traditional, slower Christmas tunes. I like this CD because, first of all, Mariah is the greatest singer in all the land, and because it has kind of a Gospel flare to it! The second track (All I Want For Christmas Is You) and the last track (Jesus What A Wonderful Child) are the best songs. The last track is awesome! "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" All I Want For Christmas Is You is also a wonderful song. This truly is the best Christmas CD ever! You'll love it. Even if you aren't a Mariah Carey fan, you'll love this CD. It's a treasured part of any CD collection. You won't regret this purchase! I guarantee it! So, treat yourself to a nice present and buy this CD! You deserve it! ENJOY!"

Um, I'd rather have someone

Um, I'd rather have someone with a little less...issues.

I was speaking purely from an aplatonic perspective. ;)

For my money, I'd rather

For my money, I'd rather unwrap Jessica Alba or CNN's Rudi Bakhtiar. :)

ur sight is great but i wish

ur sight is great but i wish they would play ur (all i want for christmas is you)song it would be even better:gossip:(see they think so 2):behead:(and thats what happens when people dont like ur music):furious:(and thats what i will be doing if they dont like u)